gaycroissant:

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

AGGXKHHHHHH

(Source: rigginsrigs)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(via eternallybliss)

eternallybliss:

i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god i am so sorry

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