does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
AGGXKHHHHHH
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god i am so sorry
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